Full-Service Gas Station Multitaskers Are a Nuisance

We have all seen these folks with atrocious full-service gas station etiquette. You know the type. Heck, you might even be one of these people.…

Ben Simmons Violation

Why? Why does Ben Simmons repeatedly wear a Pittsburgh Pirates hat? People in Pittsburgh don’t even wear that hat. What’s the Pittsburgh connection? Granted, this…

Do Not Do This at the Gym: Nail Edition

Some things just should not happen at the gym. Hanging out naked and having conversations in the locker room or sauna is one of them.…

TOOLBAG ALERT: Terracotta Thumb Thief

Who the hell has the impulse to break a thumb off a 2,000-year-old statue on loan from China worth over $4m? I’ll tell you, 24…

BONEHEAD VIOLATION of the Day

Walking on South Street for lunch today and witnessed the biggest bonehead Violation of the Day. Cars were backed up for two blocks. Horns were…

A Day in Jawnville: Phillies and Mets

While most you were watching Jordan Matthews’ last game as a Philadelphia Eagle last night, I was surrounded by annoying Mets fans at the Phillies…

RANT: 5 Most Annoying Dog Owners (Guardians)

Philly is a dog-friendly city. From sunrise to sunset, the streets and parks are filled with Philadelphians and their pooches. Most of the dog guardians (owner…

A Day in Jawnville: Phillies vs. Mets

I returned to Citizens Bank Park last night for the Clay Buchholz implosion followed by Adam Morgan doing what he does best—giving up runs. Here…

2017 Phillies Home Opener

Three days later and I think I finally thawed out and sobered up from the Phillies 2017 Home Opener. The ballpark always feels alive on…

Cameron Rupp is a Troll

Cameron Rupp had a nice year last year for the Phillies and has been in the system for 6 years. That’s the Philadelphia Phillies. Ya…