Most Phillies’ fans are familiar with the infamous “Baseball Heaven” quote from Prodigal Son Scott Rolen upon hearing he was traded from the last-place Phillies…
I am fun. I am the life of parties. Most people like me. Let me rephrase that. Most people love me. I am a ballpark…
The Phillies changed their Facebook profile photo yesterday to a rainbow-themed P logo in celebration of their 5th annual Pride Night at the ballpark. …
Within a few weeks, the 76ers hired the most accomplished NBA GM on the market, unloaded a horrendous contract, and revamped their roster. Meanwhile, the…
It should be baseball season. Here’s a 1993 song for the Phillies that no one I know remembers hearing called “Those Phillies Thrill Me” by…
The San Francisco Giants announced that they hired ex-Phillies cyborg Gabe Kapler. Giants fans lost their shit on twitter. https://twitter.com/KenSimonSays/status/1194463682715115525?s=20 NO ONE FUCKING ASKED FOR…
Dear Gabe, Your time here was short, too short if you ask me. You managed the Phillies like none other and you happened to change…
The Phillies. The Braves. September. Bleh! I’m going to the Phillies/Braves game tonight. This is the last game of my season ticket package. When I…
As a Philly glutton for punishment, I rolled down to Citizens Bank Park with a buddy the night after the Phillies got thrashed by the…
I feel okay about the Phillies. Not great, but not a fatalist at all. The Phillies aren’t exactly where they or I thought they’d be…