First a Groper and then Bobby Abreu Returns
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO….however, it is true. Ruben Amaro, Jr’s era of insanity continues. Hinkie, Roseman, someone needs to have an intervention with Ruin Tomorrow, Jr!

Within 24 hours, the Phillies signed Chad Gaudin, who was recently arrested and accused of groping a woman on a gurney in the hospital and then brought back Bobby Abreu.
Here’s the story about Gaudin’s arrest Gaudin’s mugshot from the gurney-groping incident is at the left.
We all know Bobby Abreu hated running into the outfield wall trying to track down fly balls. Apparently, the Phillies assured him that they would make equipment adjustments so that hitting the wall would not be threatening for him sinces he’s a bit older.
Here’s an exclusive picture of Abreu in his customized protective Phillies uniform.

