Opening Day 2014 – VIOLATIONS

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Another season of baseball at Citizens Bank Park began yesterday with the scoundrel Ryan Braun hitting 3 HRs in a Phillies loss.  I know the season is early, but violations were a plenty.  Here’s a few found while getting beers and restroom runs.

youngshirtReally? A Michael Young shirt? Are you really that big a fan of the guy who was here for a mediocre year? We’re not talking an $90 jersey.  This is a $16 shirt…gotta buy a new one for the new season.

manPhanatichatI like the enthusiasm, but leave the Phanatic hats to the kids.

charlie_horseMy brother-in-law, not physically ready for the season, got a Charlie Horse while standing in line for a beer.  Total Violation.  I’m not even mentioning the removing of a sneaker at the ballpark.

lightUPhatShould read #1 Sports Fan Violation!  Don’t quite understand who thought this was a good idea from the initial design team to the store managers who stock it to the people who may actually consider wearing this monstrosity.

flipflopsYo bo, leave the flip-flops, thongs, sandals, mandals or whatever you call them at the beach or in the shower.  Don’t bring them to the ballgame.  Props on the can of Troegenator though! That’s nice beer.