The State of Philly Sports Teams in Haiku

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The state of Philadelphia’s 4 Major Sports Teams in Haiku…as of Thursday 8/14/2014.

EAGLES
In Chip I Believe
Dallas Should Finish In Last
Patrick Chung is Gone

FLYERS
Gotta Give Chief Props
Finally Got A Goalie
Hexy is G.M.

SIXERS
Losing Felt So Good
We Got One More Tank In Us
Hinkie is the Man.

PHILLIES
Ruben Has to Go
In Case You Did Not Hear Me
Ruben Has to Go

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