Asked a Soothsayer About the Eagles Drafting Mariota

I went to my local soothsayer to get his vibes on the chances of the Eagles drafting Mariota for Anthony Gargano and his new show on 97.5 the Fanatic. I’ve seen my man’s skills reading people and it’s kind of amazing. When the Eagles had a home losing streak, I visited my guy for a candle to break the bad luck. They won the next game. Of course it was from the candle and my soothsayer.

My man, Serge, took down a bunch of information about Marcus, including his number, birth date, location of birth, as well as looking at some pictures of Mariota. He went into a back room and returned with his a brief consultation. If you missed it this morning on the Gargano show, here it is:

Biorhythms. Sacrifices! That’s all we need to make this happen. Sacrifice the picks, the players, whatever it takes, but it can be done. And a little bit of rain. Not a monsoon, just some rain would be nice. Unfortunately, there’s no rain forecast for Chicago on Thursday, or Philadelphia. It’s all coming down to the sacrifices. Beware Kendricks, Cox, and everyone else.

Serge said to be weary of his yearning to play for a warmer climate. That could be Tampa Bay. However, he indicated that his desire to play for Chip Kelly could overcome his natural inclination for warmer weather, being from Hawaii.

Before I left, he talked about Chip Kelly. He said, “…that guy’s a leader, man. He doesn’t care what anybody thinks. He’s something special.”

Serge works at Harry’s World on the 1200 block of South Street. They’ve got all kinds of good stuff for hexes, good luck. Hell, I even picked up gambling oil specific to me and sports. I’ve been on a hot streak too!