Dear Diary: 1/14/16

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Dear Diary,

This guy…

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…seems to be the next Eagles coach as of today’s reporting. Yesterday it was McAdoo. I really wish Jeffrey Lurie would give the fans a bit of a status update in the process. He’s looking for a coach that will “open his heart to the players,” how about doing the same to the fans through all of this.

Don’t love Coughlin, but I’ll take him over Pederson. He’s the antithesis of Chip Kelly. He’s safe. The Eagles seem like a scared franchise in the wake of Chip Kelly. They suffer from Post Traumatic Chip Disorder. Maybe Coughlin is the cure.

What is up with NFL owners’ hair? Spanos of the Chargers and Mark Davis of the Raiders look ridiculous. With all the money they have, they can’t get a decent cut? My god.

Spanos rocks the Chris Berman look:

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Mark Davis seems to think the old school Dutch Boy Paint bangs are or where ever in style:

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Maybe we’ll have a head coach announced later today.