Andy Reid’s lack of time management skills have become enough of a national story that the onion decided to take a shot at Big Red.

The headline reads:

Andy Reid Furious At Self For Poor Clock Management At End Of 72-Oz. Steak Challenge

The story reads:

KANSAS CITY, MO—Lamenting his total lack of urgency while chewing, Kansas City Chiefs head coach Andy Reid expressed frustration with himself Thursday over his poor clock management in the final moments of Union Grill’s 72-ounce “Belt Buster” steak challenge. “I just lost track of the clock, and the next thing I knew, there was only one minute left and still 15 ounces of steak to go,” said Reid…

How does this remain an issue with Reid. It’s one of the great mysteries of football coaching. The guy just can’t get it. For the entire article at the onion, click here.