Sam I Am…Is a D**K. F**K Him

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WARNING: nonsensical, emotional, reactionary rant follows:

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Little Sammy Bradford is upset that the Eagles are reportedly going to draft a QB in this week’s NFL Draft. WAHHHH…now, according to an Adam Schefter, tweet Sammy wants out.

With Bradford saying Sammy wants out and will not participate in any Eagles off-season programs, he’s done nothing but kill any trade value that he might have had. Thanks, Sam.

Who the hell gives a Sh*t what Sam Bradford wants. Two months ago, the Eagles paid Sam
Bradford FIVE AND A HALF MILLION DOLLARS for signing his name on a contract. He’s due another $5.5M on 9/1.  The Eagles paid Sam $5.5M. If they want him to hold a f**king clipboard this season, he’d still earn $12.5M.

This Sam Bradford cat has not nothing, zero, zilch, squat since getting to the NFL. To date, he’s cashed $83M with a career record of 25-37-1 with ZERO PLAYOFF wins. He still has another $17M guaranteed. That’s $100M GUARANTEED for a mediocre career at best.

Shut up Sam and cash your checks. Be grateful with what you got because you sure as hell haven’t earned it.

I hope Howie trades him to Cleveland.

Rant over.