Phillies Opening Day 2015

Opening Day came and went just as most expected. The Phillies had zero offense. Cole pretty much got pounded with long balls. For the record, Cole Hamels has lost his last 5 opening starts. That fact comes courtesy of Jawnville Podcast co-host Jamie Lynch.

The metal detectors were a complete joke. I really have no idea what they are supossed to protect us from. My buddy had to put his lone key in a bowl and then walked through the detector wearing oversized silver rings, necklace, bracelet and a belt full of metal. He didn’t even trigger a wand once-over after walking through the detector with at least a pound of metal on his body. Plus, the line is a nightmare. Granted, the lines won’t be this bad, probably for the rest of the year, once the Red Sox leave town.

Metal Detector Lines at CBP Opening Day
Metal Detector Lines at CBP Opening Day

Here are more sights from the 2015 Opening Day:

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Nothing Like Those High and Tight Socks
Nothing Like Those High and Tight Socks
Too Early for the Birkenstocks
Too Early for the Birkenstocks
Of All the Throwback Players?
Of All the Throwback Players?

 

Always Makes Sense to Wear Mets Gear to a Red Sox / Phillies Game
Always Makes Sense to Wear Mets Gear to a Red Sox / Phillies Game
Of All the Throwback Players 2.0?
Of All the Throwback Players 2.0?
Lots of Red Sox Gear in the Bank
Lots of Red Sox Gear in the Bank
PISTACHIO GIRL....Water Ice Girl This Season
PISTACHIO GIRL….Water Ice Girl This Season
Some Asshat Wearing a Celtics Rondo Jersey
Some Asshat Wearing a Celtics Rondo Jersey
City and Ballparks Might Be Too Dirty for Sandals
City and Ballparks Might Be Too Dirty for Sandals
Standing Room View
Standing Room View
That Guy
That Guy
Twine Belt Ingenuity
Twine Belt Ingenuity
Uggs & Yoga Pants
Uggs & Yoga Pants