Phillies Losing in Epic Fashion

The Phillies are the worst team in baseball. The Phillies are the losingest team in North American sports history. They have scored 3 runs in the last 47 innings. They’ve lost 7 straight road games on this road trip. If they lose tonight, that’ll set the franchise record for worst road losing streak in the team’s 133 year history. Once again, the team with the most losses in professional sports has never lost 8 road games in a row in their 133 year history. That’s how bad this team is.

Way to go Monty, Gillick, Ruben, & Ryno! A lot of managers have managed horrendous Phillies ballclubs and NONE HAVE LOST 8 STRAIGHT ROAD GAMES, not Frank Lucchesi, not Lee Elia, not Nick Leyva.

What does Vegas say about the Phillies’ chances of making road-losing history tonight? It’s pretty good that they’ll lose their 8th straight tonight. According to Vegas Insider, the Orioles are huge favorites at -230 at Sportsbook.com. That means you’d have to wager $230 on the Orioles to win $100. So far, 67% of the people betting on this game are willing to do that. OUCH. History, here comes Ruben, Ryno and their band of hot-so-merry misfits.