GO EAGLES: Most Annoying People from Atlanta

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The Eagles are about to stomp on the dirty birds of Atlanta. Put your money on that before the line jumps to over 3. In light of the game tonight, here’s Jawnville’s Most Annoying People from Atlanta to get you fired up to watch the Eagles kick Atlanta’s ass on the field tonight:

RyanSeacrestHWOFSept20121. RYAN SEACREST – This dude is everywhere and he’s a tool. He’s solid hosting American Idol, from the times I’ve caught it. However, he’s not Dick Clark and needs to stop thinking he is. He can stop with the plastic surgeries in his quest to stay youthful looking. He can stop producing horrendous shows. His production company are the ones who introduced the world to the airwave pollution that is Keeping Up With the Kardashians and the numerous spinoffs. He replaced Casey Kasem on the weekly radio show American Top 40 and it’s obvious the dude doesn’t know or care to know much about music. He also hosts a morning radio show in Los Angeles. Ryan Seacrest overload…that makes him the most annoying person from Atlanta.

1024px-Kanye_West_Lollapalooza_Chile_2011_22. KANYE WEST – Yo…College Dropout was one helluva good debut record. Then, he went batshit crazy. Remember when he said AIDS was a man-made disease? The Taylor Swift moment? I mean, I’m not a fan of Swift’s music, but show some class. His ego multiplies in size every thirty days. Who cares if he’s gonna run for President? Probably just him. I’ll leave you with one more great quote of his: “I’m the number one human being in music.”

ceelo3. CEE LO GREEN – This character sings on NBC’s New Years Eve show in 2012 and covers John Lennon’s Imagine. The problem is that he decided to change some lyrics to the song. Stone Violation there and immediately earns you a place on this list. Even if you’re not a Beatles fan, you gotta respect the Beatles. If you’re gonna sing their song for your own benefit, sing their damn song with the lyrics as they were meant to be. #Asshat.

Jeff-Foxworthy4. JEFF FOXWORTHY – This dude has made a career on embracing stupidity. The “you know you’re a redneck if” routine is definitely in the Comedy Hall of Fame for worst schtick ever. The only two worse may be Larry the Cable Guy and Carrot Top. There’s really only one punch line needed. You know you’re a redneck if you think Jeff Foxworthy is remotely humorous. He also hosts Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader to once again capitalize on the dumbing-down of certain pockets of the American population. He should’ve hosted Am I Funnier than a 5th Grader? NO, he’s not.

5. CHIPPER JONES – You get it. Just look at his face:

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