A Fan’s View: Eagles Redskins Week 4

Here’s this week’s installment of A Fan’s View: Eagles Redskins Week 4.

The sideline reporter was Kristina Pink? If this is her entertainment name, it’s terrible. Ms. Pink? This can’t be her real name, can it?

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On 3rd and 19, the Eagles gave up a 43 yard run for a first down? Walter Thurmond had a clean shot at Chris Thompson about 15 yards into the run and decided to attempt and arm tackle around the upper body. Horrible fundamentals!

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Liked the Redskins cheerleaders uniforms. Football pants style leggings with a little midriff and gogo boots? Nice!

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Malcolm Jenkins makes big play on 3rd and goal in the first quarter, tackling Jones for a loss. Dick Stockton says “that time is was…(long pause)…Malcolm Jenkins with the play.” Come on, Dick! At least know the names of the starting sides before you do a game.

Double Violation here…Fox Robot and Caucasian Guy in Indian headdress.

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Pizza still at it with thin, white people chowing down on pizza and soda in their commercials. Small print reads “Our fresh vegetables are delivered pre sliced to our restaurants.”

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Stockton said Bradford was still waiting for his first breakout performance of the year…didn’t he watch Green Bay preseason game?

Who is the assistant dude with his hat backwards and headphones? Adults should not be wearing their hats backwards unless you’re in a windstorm and the forward brim risks the hat being blown off your head.IMG_0011

#HTTR (Hail to the Redskins) has to be more annoying that natitude, right? Lame like if eagles did #FEF for Fly Eagles Fly.

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On a 3rd and 13 screen pass to Murray, Allen Barbre is looking behind him for someone to block when he should be running down field with Kelce and putting a body on safety Dashon Goldson.

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Goldson then pushes Murray outside into CB Bashaud Breeland, who Miles Austin stood behind watching instead of making a block. FUNDAMENTALS!

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How did the eagles go from exciting to watch to brutally boring?

No problem with Fletcher Cox grabbing the dreads instead of the jersey to make a tackle.

Eagles completely over-pursuing on misdirection in the backfield.

Eric Rowe got screwed a good defensive play in the end zone. He never grabbed the receivers arm and simply positioning for the ball while looking at the ball.

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These guys get their yellow suits at the old Suit Corner in Philly?

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David Diehl sucks as an analyst and Dick Stockton looked 3 feet tall next to him.

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Agholor doesn’t know how to line up at the line of scrimmage? FUNDAMENTALS!

Sam Bradford took a costly sack when the Eagles were on the 16 yard line. Jordan Matthews was wide open for a first down and maybe touchdown. Don’t understand why Bradford checked down.

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I don’t like chip with the hat….get the visor back! Ref looks weird here too.

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Why can’t the Eagles defense play with the same intensity it does on short yardage situations?

Is that really Riley Cooper in the thumbnail photo? embarrassing that he’s an offensive leader.

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Beautiful throw and catch by Bradford/Matthews when Bradford has a few seconds to make a play.

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Cooper and Celek were the studs? Is this 2011?

Right after the Celek score the defense flakes. 5 Eagles defenders in the screen and 2 Redskins, but somehow the Rashad Ross gets WIDE OPEN!

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Cheerleaders wardrobe change into booty shorts in the 2nd half. I’m ending on a high note, the booty shorts. Too painful to rehash the ending.

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