What Not To Wear to a Phillies Game: 6/25/18 edition

The Phillies and Yankees met at Citizens Bank Park and there were tons of examples of what not to wear to a Phillies game.

Come on dude, these ain’t right.

Neither are these. These are cool with running to the corner store or walking to WAWA after a night of boozing, but to a ballgame? Let’s show a little effort. Also, we’ve warned before. These things are a fire hazard. If you need to bail with some swiftness and you’re wearing sliders you are going to take a header and get trampled.

WHAT THE HECK ARE THESE THINGS?

Look in the far distance. Yup, that’s a Bobby Abreu jersey. Retire that thing.

Oh boy! This is all wrong. Bud Light Lime, a glove, and US tourist sandals at the ballpark??

Never a good look to mimic Guy Fieri.

Stop looking at the DiMaggio jersey. It’s that bag he’s wearing that’s the problem. Teixeira gear was never cool. #meatheadThis looks like a sweater-vest over a pinstripe jersey. Yo, boss….untuck that Schmidt jersey.

This one came in via Bro from 97.5 morning show with Anthony Gargano.  Follow him. Jeremy Lin? #speechless.