RANT: F*ck Los Angeles & Everything Else

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Lebron went to the Lakers. He was going to the Lakers all along. He didn’t even show up to the meeting with Sixers brass and his representatives. F*ck Magic Johnson (my all-time favorite non-76er) and F*ck the Lakers and F*ck Los Angeles.

The Los Angeles Dodgers have reportedly put a stupid package together for Manny Machado crushing all Phillies fans hopes of seeing Manny lead the Phils to the World Series. In the long-run, does it matter? Can anyone beat the Astros? Will it give the Dodgers an edge in signing Manny to a long-term deal? Can the Dodgers afford Manny without going over the luxury tax they’ve been trying to avoid? Whatever. F*ck the Dodgers and F*ck Los Angeles.

F*ck Mr. & Mrs. Bryan Colangelo. Thanks for shafting the 76ers with a twitter scandal not even those giant collars could cover up. Having no GM for the free agency period has turned out great.

F*ck the Spurs for trading Kawhi Leonard to the Raptors and not the Sixers.

F*ck Markelle Fultz for forgetting how to shoot.

F*ck Houston Rockets GM Daryl Morey for rebuffing the Sixers offer to to be GM. F*ck whatever genius at the 76ers who thought offering Morey the same job at a worse team was a good idea. Offer the dude President of Basketball Operations or some other high level jawn.

But, you know what? None of this matters. You know why?

Because of this:

and this:

and because Eagles training camp starts in a week on July 25th and Vegas has them as the favorites to win the NFC and second favorites (behind NE) to win the Super Bowl.

F*CK everything else!

E-A-G-L-E-S!