RANT: 5 Most Annoying Dog Owners (Guardians)

Philly is a dog-friendly city. From sunrise to sunset, the streets and parks are filled with Philadelphians and their pooches. Most of the dog guardians (owner…

RANT: F**K the Friends of Rittenhouse Square

F**K the Friends of Rittenhouse Square. There, I said or typed what every sane person in the city of Philadelphia is thinking. This has to…

RANT: Keep Your Strollers and Dogs Out!

I don’t have kids, but I get it. Lugging around your fidgety 30 lb bundle of joy can be a pain in the ass. No…

RANT: F**K LANE JOHNSON

Yesterday was a frustrating day for Eagles fans. F**K LANE JOHNSON. Carson Wentz has been sacked, hurried or knocked down on 22 of 27 drop…

They’re Called the El and Subway!

[Originally posted in 2014, but multiple interactions this week with people mentioning riding the “blue line” have deemed it necessary to re-post] A friend of…

RANT: RESIDENTIAL AREA SIGNS

Saw these signs in and around the South Street area while checking out the new Milkboy location at 4th and South Streets. This sign was…

I Hope Eagles Coach Doug Pederson Changed His Mind

I realize it’s August and the sports story lines are few and far between, but who gives a sh*t if Doug Pederson changed his mind…

PPA is Full of It!

In case you missed it last week, the PPA announced a truce with Uber. The PPA will cease all operations to fine UberX and UberPool…

Sam I Am…Is a D**K. F**K Him

WARNING: nonsensical, emotional, reactionary rant follows: Little Sammy Bradford is upset that the Eagles are reportedly going to draft a QB in this week’s NFL…

Soda Companies Preying on Philly Kids!

Mayor Jim Kenney has introduced a soda tax of $.03/per ounce. The American Beverage Association is spending $1.5M dollars on local ads against the tax. F**K…